Center Nowhere

zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

Electra Heart + Snapchats [insp. x]

averypottermormon:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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that was not nice

petboyfriend:

the gay agenda in effect

petboyfriend:

the gay agenda in effect

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

pondlifeforme:

Season 8: The Road Hugs So Far

Bonus Gif:

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

(Some of) The Family Jewels in snaps

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate